Billy Big Bollocks

Billy big bollocks has been on the drink again Now he's giving it the big un but the crowd know it's all pretend He's had too much to drink and don't care what you think Vodka and lager thrown up down the sink He's talking a lot but saying so little right now And he's calling the doorman a loser And it's all kicking off in the boozer The night's just begun but they tell him he's done And at the top of his voice he demanded another one So why you gotta be a dickhead? You silly little man 'Cause you talk the talk But can't be so hard with that bottle in your hand So why you gotta be a dickhead? You stupid little man 'Cause getting thrown out of here can't have been part of your plan Billy big bollock's stood at the takeaway door Giving it the big 'un but they've all heard it all before He's slowly gone out and he's out for a fight Stood on his own I can't see any mates Giving it large and he can't even walk on his own And he's asking the bloke for a lager He's telling him no like his father The night's just begun but they tell him he's done And at the top of his voice he demanded another one So why you gotta be a dickhead? You silly little man 'Cause you talk the talk But can't be so hard without bottle in your hand So why you gotta be a dickhead? You stupid little man 'Cause getting thrown out of here can't have been part of your plan Billy big bollocks sways in a taxi queue A bird walks past, he can't help it he has to be rude He's giving her lips as he's taking her home But what he can't see is she ain't on her own Her boyfriend walks over He walks up beside him and laughs So why you gotta be a dickhead? You silly little man You talk the talk But can't be so hard without bottle in your hand So why you gotta be a dickhead? You stupid little man This can't have been can't have been can't have been part of your plan So why you gotta be a dickhead? You stupid little man 'Cause getting knocked out tonight Can't have been part of your plan