How Bad Can I Be

How bad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How bad can I be? I'm just livin' up my destiny How bad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How bad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Well there's a principle of nature (principle of nature!) That almost every creature knows Called survival of the fittest (survival of the fittest!) And check it this is how it goes The animal that eats gotta scratch And fight and claw and bite and punch And the animal that doesn't Well, the animal that doesn't Winds up someone else's lu-lu-lu-lu-lunch (munch, munch, munch, munch, munch) I'm just sayin'! How bad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How bad can I be? I'm just following my destiny How bad can I be? I'm just doing what comes naturally How bad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? There's a principle in business (principle in business!) That everybody know is sound It says "The people with the money" (people with the money!) "Make this ever lovin' world go round" So, I'm bickerin' my company I'm bickerin' my factory Bickerin' my corporate sign Everybody out there you take care of yours And me? I'll take care of mine, mine, mine, mine, mine (shake that bottom line!) Let me hear you say "Smogolous Smoke"! (Smogolous Smoke!) Schlopitty Schlop! (Schlopitty Schlop!) Complain all you want It's never ever ever ever gonna stop (stop!) Come on how bad can it possibly be? How bad can I be? I'm just buildin' an economy How bad can I be? Just look at me pettin' this puppy! How bad can I be? A portion of proceeds goes to charity How bad can I be? How bad could I possibly be? (How bad can I be?) All the customers are buying (how bad can I be?) And the money is multiplying (how bad can I be?) And the P. R. people are lying (how bad can I be?) And the lawyers are denying (how bad can I be?) Who cares if a few trees are dying? This is all so gratifying How bad? How bad can this possibly be?