Yo, the name is Batty, the logic is erratic

Potato in a jacket, toys in the attic

I rock and I ramble, my brain is scrambled

Rap like an animal, but I'm a mammal

(All of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic)

I've been brain-fried, electrified, 'fected and injectified

Vivisectified and fed pesticide

My face is all cut up 'cause my radar's all shut up

Nurse (yes?)

I need a check-up from the neck up, I'm Batty

It seems to have no effect, Doctor

Get me another one, get me another animal!

They used and abused me

Battered and bruised me

Red wires, green wires, stuck 'em right through me

So hear my Batty word, and exercise a little prudence

When dealing with humans

Phone call, Mister Darwin, phone call

If all the graduate students would please move closer

Scalpel

More nitrous oxide, Thomas

The eye makeup, when inserted rectally, has some effect (remove the brain cap)

If you notice, by dipping the bat in a series of paints (electrode please)

After, uh, 600 packs of cigarettes, the animals seem to exhibit some carcinogenic tendencies

Mister, white courtesy phone

I said orally! (My God, I'm reading by my genitals)

I don't care what you think, you're a graduate student, just do it!

Insert the elec-, you're losing him

It seems to have no effect, Doctor (all of our cosmetics are non-carcinogenic)

Bat, get me another one, get me another animal!

Look, professor, they dance up and down, just like Elvis

Fine, if you could just put him, strap him down, if he moves, medicate him

Medicate him!

Medicate him!

Medicate me!

It seems to have no effect, Doctor

Thank you, nurse, why don't you ever call me?

As you see, the animals don't really feel pain

They just get used to it!

'Cause I'm a real fruit bat, and I'm ready to rap

I'm ready to snap

I suffer from sciatica and chapped lips

And jock itch!

Like a rocket in my pocket and a need to scratch, ah!

But now I can't stop it, I'm Batty (Batty, Batty)

I'm Batty (Batty, Batty)

I'm a real fruit bat and my logic is erratic

I'm Batty (Batty, Batty)

I'm Batty (Batty, Batty)

It's my Batty rap (shave his head, you idiot, it's just an animal)

My Batty rap (if you just take a little off the side for me, ow!)

My Batty rap, (who's Batty?) Moi