Public Relations (SMASH Cast Version) [feat. Katharine McPhee & Christian Borle]

Here she is! Miss Marilyn Monroe Will she have the answers That our readers want to know? From India and Pars And from just across the pond We have so many questions For America's smart dumb blonde Here I am I dropped in from the sky For Look and Life and all the boys From Peek and U.P.I Please let us peek behind closed doors Where no one is allowed! Well I'm pretty good in private But the truth is, I'm better in a crowd I relate to men of so many nations But public relations Are my favorite kind You're the story that we're glad we're assigned Dealing with one man Can lead to frustrations But public relations I have never declined Cause we're the guys who'll never leave ya behind A bunch of men With pad and pen Is a way to have some fun But ladies, listen to me Confidentially? Nothing ever beats a one on one Still, you come to me For sex in quotations So I'll use public relations To give you a piece of my mind Gimme, gimme A piece of your mind Cause the answer to a question Is the way you're defined, like What do you sleep in? Well I adore Chanel No. 5 and not much more Any advice for a girl in the city? If you're two-faced, at least make one of them pretty The studio says, "lateness is your favorite crime" True, I've been on a calendar, but never on time When you posed nude, your inhibitions were gone? Well, that's not quite true, I kept the radio on! Yes, to chase the blues Boys, I chase the newsboys! Fame has plenty of perks When your life's a mess Call the foreign press Be they Indian, Parisian, British German, or Turks I am glad you crave My best conjugations Yes, public relations Is my favorite sound Cause when I'm alone I can pick up the phone Cause the forth estate Is always around! Yes, it's just good public relations!