Watergun (feat. Armors)

What the fuck? I cut my pretty boy hair What does that make me? I'll probably die in LA I miss the sound of my phone Hate the tone of your voice The neighbor's dog won't stop talkin' to me Give me a New Year's kiss Singin' in the rain Talkin' like an atheist In the information age I don't wanna be the only one Takin' shots from a plastic water gun I don't wanna be the only one Takin' shots from a plastic water gun I'll get a brand new job One with a 401K Just give me somethin' that pays I'll lease a Honda Accord I hear the mileage is great It's time I go with the grain I doubt that I'll be missed I've got nothin' left to gain Talkin' like a masochist 'Cause you know I like the pain I don't wanna be the only one Takin' shots from a plastic water gun I don't wanna be the only one Takin' shots from a plastic water gun I wanna get drunk, daddy Drive me down to Santa Fe I got my teeth stained, baby From red wine and cigarettes But I get high every morning Listening to Sugar Ray (He gets high every morning) I guess you're too cool, honey But that's just not that interesting To me, to me Give me a Christmas list I don't care what it is Takin' like an anarchist Every time the Cubs don't win I don't wanna be the only one Takin' shots from a plastic water gun I don't wanna be the only one Takin' shots from a plastic water gun