Adult Christmas

There are roughly 80 Christmas eves in a lifetime I spent 24 of them on my great-grandma's laps singing about the moon Some of those Christmas eves will be spent Wondering where that magical feeling went The last few Christmas eves of mine have been like that Until now, now, don't be so sad The moon said Kiddy Christmas is dead Don't even try to resurrect You'll get depressed out of your head I've got a gift for you this year Adult Christmas is here Spending your Christmas eve on a plane Chasing your dream, being confident and meeting someone And having sex in the toilet stall Having sex as much as you'd like We're all alone in this, with each other Getting older as a tragedy Sharing our feelings and ideas through art and words And it's beautifully melancholy when we fuck Until now, now, don't be so sad The moon said Kiddy Christmas is dead Don't even try to resurrect You'll get depressed out of your head I've got a gift for you this year Adult Christmas is here There might not be an obese bearded guy in the sky anymore But there are good feelings when you're able to discuss Whether or not it was a marketing trick from Coca-Cola Talking about the news and being able to grasp abstract concepts And understanding lyrics from the national Adult Christmas is magical Until now, now don't be so sad The moon said Kiddy Christmas is dead Don't even try to resurrect You'll get depressed out of your head I've got a gift for you this year Adult Christmas is here