You Can Have the Crown

Well, I been spending all my money on weed 'n' pills Trying to write a song that'll pay the bills But it ain't came yet so I guess I'll have to rob a bank I guess it could be worse, it ain't that bad At least I ain't sitting in old Baghdad In the middle of the hot damn desert sitting in a tank Well, every time the wife talks, a baby gets mentioned I'm so broke, I can't pay attention Lord, how it tears me up to see her cry So I been spending all my nights on the internet Looking for a clue but ain't found one yet Just a bunch of Mopars, guitars, and other stuff I can't buy Well now Lord, if you can hear me, won't you throw a damn dog a bone? 'Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal This old soul's going down I sing 'em real pretty, I sing 'em real sad All the people in the crowd say he ain't half-bad Well, they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain If you want it, you can have the crown Well, I been sitting on my ass like a bump on a log Watching Andy and ol' Boss Hog Guess I ought to get up and go out and find a job Instead of sitting on the couch trying to find the next line I'm sure there's gotta be a better use of my time Like figuring out which one of these banks I'm gonna go rob Well, the name of the game is "Hurry up and wait" But that ain't putting no food on my plate Or gas in my car and I drive a Bronco So Lord, if I could just get me a record deal I might not have to worry about my next meal But I'll still be trying to figure out What the hell rhymes with Bronco Well now Lord, if you can hear me, won't you throw a damn dog a bone? 'Cause if the Devil shows up with a better deal This old soul's going down Oh, I sing 'em real pretty, sing 'em real sad All the people in the crowd say he ain't half-bad Well, they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain If you want it, you can have the crown Well, they call me King Turd up here on Shit Mountain If you want it, you can have the crown