Raise Your Steins

The morning sun had risen, we cracked our drinks and cheers Ol' Mate Dazzel and Frosty started downing all the beers Neil Rummy Rackers drank a rum straight from his shoe The Immobilizer stood proud and tall with a belly full of brew Mother Junkst tipped Jacob a long pour from afar The Majestic Beast spent all his gold on the wench behind the bar Ultralord discovered, the most potent scotch of all He took a swig, did a jig and had a mighty fall There he goes, he fell off the ship, the captain was no more Who will keep this ship on course to drink with one and all I quickly ran up the stairs from the galley down below I took the wheel, slocken some rum, onwards we will go! Sailing on the high Our drinks raised to the sky Questing together Ready to drink into the night Let's Drink - these barrels 'til they're dry Let's Party- like we're gonna die Now Skull - slam your beer bong down And raise your stein up to the sky Let's Drink – stop at every bar Let's Party – rums and wenches yarr Now Skull - put every drop away We're Pirates - fucken oath we argh! While we were out at sea this time, a wench came up to me She asked if she could spin my wheel with a playful look of glee She checked my compass twice to make sure it was pointing north I got a little side tracked and the ship steered way off course Ahoy! She said as the sea men came to greet her merrily The Lager Crew yelled out, "fuck yeah" and raised their drinks to me I am Captain Gregaaarrr of the S.S. Plunderberg I'll lead the greatest drunken journey you have ever heard Sailing on the high Our drinks raised to the sky Questing together Ready to drink into the night Let's Drink - these barrels 'til they're dry Let's Party- like we're gonna die Now Skull - slam your beer bong down And raise your stein up to the sky! Let's Drink – stop at every bar Let's Party – rums and wenches yarr Now Skull - put every drop away We're Pirates - fucken oath we argh!