The T (feat. Adore Delano)

My name is Alaska Thunderfuck and I have something to say I like black tea I like black d I never touched tina and that's the T I know on What's the T I said that I don't drink So you bitches probably don't know what to think When you see me at the club Getting crunk, acting stupid, getting drunk I got a hundred problems, drinking ain't one Tried to quit drinking but it's too much fun I keep it cute and I act my age And you're never ever gonna see me drunk on stage It's a new dawn it's a new age Metallica, turn the page Turn the page, turn the page Chun Li, Streets of Rage I smashed some pumpkins, rat in a cage Let's pay women an equal wage No, seriously What the fuck Now let's talk, about my ex's I cheated on Sharon with a guy in Texas. I'm just kidding he was really in Florida But what the fuck fucking rhymes with Florida? We were good together but we're better apart and I learned a lot from that broken heart Sharon and Chad, I'm happy for you Cerrone the cat I fucking miss you boo Not every breakup turned out so well, I put a lot of really nice guys through some fucked up hell But then there was this one guy... Girl, and if you have Reddit you probably know all about this already... This psycho ex got heavy handed tried to death star my whole fucking planet Talking shit, dropping names, screen-capping, playing games I've had it, officially, the bitch tried to really really come for me He crossed me like the river styx But the sex was good cause I like small dicks I'm not mad, I'm not pressed The moneys on the dresser get dressed To the drunk ass messes in the meet and greet Tryna to treat a real girl like a piece of meat You're pullin, my hair bitch You spilled on my dress bitch You think you're a fan but you're only a mess bitch Real fans, I fucking love you I'd lay myself down on the traintracks for you In fact, I made this fucking record for you, call me Delano because I Adore you Yeah, you specifically The AAA girls went bankrupt morally, Willam met some models and serviced them orally He's probably on the way to replace us quick Just like he fucking did to Detox and Vic Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques Michelle always told me not to fuck with cliques Oh yeah that reminds me about that thing The secret I've been hiding like a dingaling I did some challenges, I won a few Oh yeah that's a thing called All-Stars 2 I can't blame you Adore, they went in really harsh that first day And if it had been me in your position, who knows I might have done the same thing I'm just lucky I guess, I feel blessed but I'm stressed I wanna be the best, I just wanna be the best $100, 000 it ain't that much To fuck up your mind and all your friends that you trust I'm sorry Coco, I'm sorry Tatianna, I'm sorry Mom I wanna smoke some marijuana Move on, cause it's all just a game And it is what it is at the end of the day