Went to the store
Stepped on some gum
Walked by a whore
Said, "Do you want to come?"
I hear a whinny dog
Reminds me of my mom
My Rice Krispies sogged
Why'd I write this song?
Bag of tea
Climb a tree
Don't you know
Sucks to be me
1-800-EAT-SHIT
No one wants to hear you bitch
My cigarette is not lit
Cause it's in your fucking gitch.
Bag of tea
Climb a tree
Don't you know
Sucks to be me
Can I eat Puppy Chow?
Can I live in a tree?
Can I go to sleep right now?
Can I get anything for free?
Bag of tea
Climb a tree
Don't you know
Sucks to be me
