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Thoughts and Prayers
Comedy
Thoughts and Prayers was released on October 15, 2021 by FunkTurkey Records as a part of the album Blissfully Ignorant
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Release DateOctober 15, 2021
LabelFunkTurkey Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM65

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Kirt Thomas Connor
Kirt Thomas Connor
Songwriter

Lyrics

Please lord forgive me for what I'm bout to do
You see I got a problem with the way that
Some of your faithful flock is representing you
They say they love you Jesus, but they're so full of hate
If that's the way you want it, Lord
I'm sorry but most of use just can't relate
And every single tragedy
All that I can see from them
Is a bunch of sad emojis
And three little words on my Facebook feed
Those thoughts and prayers
Thank god for the internet
When the world outside's a little too much to bear
Sending thoughts and prayers
Yeah we could spend a little time trying to fix the things
Out there in the world that we know just ain't fair
But instead we'll send our thoughts and prayers
Listen children
Oh god just let there be peace
And god bless America, but not all of America
Just the part that agrees with me
They say that you work in mysterious ways
Well here's a mystery
Some folks say that they're Christian but they act a little more like the KKK
If there's a little voice in your head
Saying that others deserve damnation
That's not god, you just need some medication
Listen to me
Talking bout thoughts and prayers
Hey why not send a unicorn
Because it's not real either, let's see how they compare
If you're sending thoughts and prayers
Well there's children starving in Africa
But Billionares can't seem to find a dime to spare
So tonight they're eating thoughts and prayers
Racism, Misogyny, uhh, Kidz Bop
By that mean bopping kids, not the music albums
But the act of, uh, molesting children
And the coverup that came as a result of molesting all those children
You know, a bunch of priests and clergymen in positions of power
Are horrible pedophiles
Like a lot of em
Huh, who knew
The inquisition, the crusades
Jim Crow laws, pray the gay away camps
White supremacy
And whatever happened to Kanye West that made him all weird
Blink twice if you're being held against your will Kanye
But Cardinal Pell is a free man
And Pat Robertson needs your cash
He's gonna use it to buy a new jet
To fly all around the world and spread the good word- Holy Shit
Thoughts and Prayers
Yeah it's the only thing that they know how to do
When the whole wide world is totally screwed
All those Thoughts and Prayers
Yeah you know we'd love to throw you a bone
But it turns out the Pope needs a new Golden Throne
All your Thoughts and Prayers
So when the collection plate comes around
All you pious motherfuckers better get your wallets out
All your Thoughts and Prayers
Yeah we could save the world if we only tried
But it's so much easier to just go online
And send someone your Thoughts and Prayers
Written by: Kirt Thomas Connor
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