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Helpdesk
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Comedy
Helpdesk was released on October 15, 2021 by FunkTurkey Records as a part of the album Blissfully Ignorant
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Release DateOctober 15, 2021
LabelFunkTurkey Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM190

Credits

COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Kirt Thomas Connor
Kirt Thomas Connor
Songwriter

Lyrics

Another day in the office on the keyboard
Clicka clackin the keys is leaving me bored
Open up a spreadsheet and that's when
Things go wrong
The cursor is spinning around and around
And around and around and around and around and then
Oh shit what the hell was that
Why computer go Dong
Uh oh
Time to call the nerds
Time to call the nerds
And when I call the helpdesk he says the magic words
Have you tried
Turning it off and on again
Turning it off and on again
Try turning it off and on again
And call me back
Does this guy think I'm a moron?
Of course I turned it off and on
At least I think I did
Last week or month or year or sometime
I say I already did that
He says could you try it again please
I say OK and press the
Button on my screen
He says that's not it
He says that's not it
That's the power to your monitor
If you really wanna fix this
You gotta
Try turning it off and on again
turning it off and on again
Try turning it off and on again
So I unplug the power cord
Did I just hear him sigh
On the telephone line
You shouldn't do that
It's bad for the hard drive
So now I plug it in
And now it's turning on
And now my name is on the screen
But something else is wrong
What's my password
What's my password
I can't remember
My mother fucking password
Is it my wife's name
Is it my dog's name
Is it my wife's name
With a 69 and an exclamation point
He hears me typing
He says I just reset your password
Try it again and I do
And it works just like
We did this yesterday
Try turning it off and on again
And the day before that
Try turning it off and on again
And every day since the dawning of time
Try turning it off and on again
I hate computers and they hate me back
Try turning it off and on again
I hate computers
Try turning it off and on again
Why do we even need these things
Try turning it off and on again
Problem exists between the keyboard and the chair
Try turning it off and on again
Please don't call me back
Written by: Kirt Thomas Connor
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