The girly girls the dudely dudes, come on get up, put on your disco shoes, all night all right oh yeah! Get off your butt get on your feet, grab someone close and give em a squeeze, all night all right oh yeah

Oh yeah come on and do the sprinkler yeah put your hand behind your head put your elbow up and your arm straight out, like your hitler making the jews dead then...you do the sprinkle, bring it back around here with a tinkle, you're catching on you're doing a good job

Big fat mess, what do ya do, grab the mop and I'll grab the broom, alright, broo hah all night

Well get a shovel my dude man bro and I'll go get a good wheelbarrow, I'll ride real high all right, do the old man got gold both your fists up high and tight, keep your elbows up and to the sides, pump em up and down all night. trade your legs off from left toright, kick your toes up high and to the sky, you can do it even if you're white, and you can bring your knees up really high

The shopping cart, it's a lost art, watch bren dawg and watch his arms get down, get around, and get high

Making stew, is it good to you, well add some pepper and some cumin dude, all right , to the left to the right oh yeah, do the twist yeah keep it twisting, funky chunky disco breakin, grab a pole and take us fishing, I'll get the canoe on the lake man, are ya sure about the canoe should we bring the row boat too, as a matter of fact lets just take the kayak

I'm thinking dry land, check out this pogo stick man, with this thing in your hand, it helps with the headbang stand, (metal growl) something don't quite smell right man Brennan, you gotta use the can, well, well go ahead and use the can Brennan but dont get no crap on your hand or your pants well hurry up Brennan we've got to go, gotta go on, can't take it slow, i think it's Brennan's turn to do the worm

Get on the floor like you're the blob, to the guitar player give a blo job uh huh, mm hmm, uh huh almost there done. freaky deaky disco pose, let's start taking off our clothes, all right someone turn off the lights

Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, march your hands and feet with your palms up, it's the freaky deaky disco, make sure to move those hips and shake that butt, just watch him now come on let's go. now lean back to me oh Brennan but stay on your feet, now him doing the freaky deaky disco dance

Bren dawg hamlin everybody

Before we have a heart attack stop moving wait, now do some jumping jacks oh yeah, oh yeah, all right

Like a windmill is how it goes now bring your legs up and touch your toes oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Dude man bren dawg is from the block, watch this this mother fucker he can crip walk yeah bust it, shake it, work it, own it like you stole it now you own it huh

Get off the phone man we're in a rush, and don't forget your fucking blue toothbrush, oh yeah oh ya ya ya ya ya

Oh ya ya ya ya ya ya ya do the booty shake now baby, ya ya ya ya ya ya ya shake your milkshake ya Brennan your milkshake, ya ya ya ya ya ya ya, like all the slutty american girls, Brennan lets play some air guitar play it around the world

Dance, dance, dance, brennan, brennan, brennan, dance, dance, dance brennan, brennan, brennan dance, dance, dance brennan, brennan, brennan

Dance, dance, dance brennan, brennan brennan

Dance, dance, dance brennan, brennan brennan

Dance, dance, dance brennan, brennan brennan

Dance, dance, dance brennan, brennan brennan

Dance, dance, dance brennan, brennan brennan

Wooh, Brennan Hamlin everybody

Well back in time we'll take you there like carlton from fresh prince of bel air oh yeah oh yeah aw right

Cartwheel cartwheel do a cartwheel look out mother fuckers this takes some skill oh yeah oh ya, aw rite

Now do the juggler then do the drug smuggler, take these condoms fill em up Brennan, later today you'll throw em back up, then you sell em to me, man that's sure good weed, now will do some disco dancing and some fricken romancing

Brennan Hamlin everybody

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