Strippers are fuct, tweakers are fuct, your mom is fuct, and cocaine is fuct, your girlfriend is fuct, by my face shes fuct, by a dog shes fuct, by a log shes fuct, by my dad she's fuct, by a jap she's fuct, by a prophet she's fuct, by a monkey is fuct, the phunk is fuct, not drunk is fuct, Phunks junk is fuct, tree trunk is fuct, Jess is fuct, Sicca is fuct, their breasts are fuct, by my dick their fuct, the jews are fuct, George bush is fuct, Hillary Clinton is fuct, My bush is fuct, Tyra banks is fuct, you are fuct, Tom hanks is fuct, your shoes are fuct, my farts are fuct, shopping carts are fuct, pap schmear's are fuct, Pabst beer's not fuct

You're fuct You're fuct You're fuct You too Your face is fuct you fucking jew

Go tie your shoe go make some stew Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you

You're fuct You're fuct You're fuct You too Your face is fuct you fucking jew

Go tie your shoe and make some stew Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you You're cool

* Mouth Metal *

This song's the SHIT, my bong's the shit, my lawn's the shit, ganghis kahn's the shit, Tacoma is shit, Mormons aren't shit, it smells like shit, when I take a shit, but when I take a shit, I wipe the shit, and I flush the shit, now I'm done with shit, peanuts are in shit, gin tastes like shit, Finigin's the shit, cocaine's the shit

Eat shit Eat shit Eat shit No shit You smell like shit and look like shit So much like it I'm sick of it You're shit You shit Jew shit Who shit

Eat shit Eat shit Eat shit No shit You smell like shit and look like shit So much like it I'm sick of it You're shit You shit Jew shit Who shit

Holy ASS, that's a big ass, look at that ass, can you cook with that ass, read a book with that ass, that's a huge fucking ass, I mean not a fucking ass, but a really big ass, send mail fist ass, fags dick like ass, the pipe is ass, and my wife is ass, a donkey is ass, so the ass has a ass, resin hits are ass, and floppy tits are ass, runny shits are ass, running straight from ass, a-a-a-a-ass, holy ass, smells like ass, no more pot is ass, it really sucks ass, a bigger ass, than even Oprah has ass

Go fuck your ass, go duck your ass, till the beak and the face and the neck have passed

go skunk your ass till the skunk's half passed

good luck with that ass with that fist in your ass

Go fuck your ass, go duck your ass, till the beak and the face and the neck have passed

go skunk your ass till the skunk's half passed

good luck with that ass with that fist in your ass

* Mouth Metal *

Oprah is a dick, Rick Perry's a dick, Sarah Palin's a dick, Nickelback is a dick, Bob Rock is a dick, David Stern is a dick, right to work is a dick, if you're on crack your're a dick, eat a big dick, yeah suck a fat dick, take a black dick, shove it in your ass dick, your face smells like a dick, and swells like a dick, I've seen bren's dick, it's bigger than my dick

Eat a dick, eat a dick, eat a dick, you're a dick, you eat tons of dick like a popsicle stick, your breath smells like dick that's got poop on it. Shut up dick, you're a dick, lick a dick, you're a chic

Eat a dick, eat a dick, eat a dick, you're a dick, you eat tons of dick like a popsicle stick, your breath smells like dick that's got poop on it. Shut up dick, you're a dick, lick a dick, you're a chic

You're fuct You're fuct You're fuct You too Your face is fuct you fucking jew

Go tie your shoe and make some stew Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you You're cool