Obscene Phone Caller

Hello? Who is this? Obscene phone caller, woah-oh-oh I get home, knocked out after work That's when my telephone goes berserk How can I unwind or get some rest Receiving sick phone calls from a lonely pest? Oh, find someone else to bother Mister or miss obscene phone caller Why do you get off breathing on the phone? Obscene phone caller, leave me alone Why did you have to pick me out of all the people in the directory? I don't know what's going through your mind But these naughty phone calls are a waste of time I must have my number changed or trace these calls from whence they came If Alexander Bell were alive today, would he want the telephone to be used this way? Oh, find someone else to bother Mister or miss obscene phone caller Why do you get off breathing on the phone? Obscene phone caller, leave me alone (Listen to me now) (I don't understand why you're calling me, you know?) (I don't know who you are) (You know, you call me everyday, you breathe on the phone) (Just let me know if you're a girl or something, maybe I'd talk to you) (But you know, you don't say anything but) Oh, find someone else to bother (Obscene phone caller) Mister or miss obscene phone caller Why do you get off breathing on the phone? (Obscene phone caller) Obscene phone caller, leave me alone Oh Obscene phone caller, woah-oh-oh Find someone else to bother (Obscene phone caller) Mister or miss obscene phone caller You dirty little nasty twit!