Fit Right In

I thought Earth ponies were the pony ladder's bottom rung I heard that pegasi were brutes, you'd hate to be among You smell like fishes (you're vicious), I bet you eat your young Meet any one of you, the thing to do is run away But although, I know we're all a bunch of different breeds Take away our wings and horns, and we're just frightened steeds So let's put aside our different just 'cause what we need's a win, oh-oh-oh Come on, rip out all the pages of your history books Just because we're undercover doesn't mean we're crooks When we walk, you through the crowd and give your brand-new looks a spin You're gonna fit right in This is a new low You're gonna fit right in It's never gonna work They taught us unicorns were super scary maniacs With horns like razors and tongues like tasers and teeth like tacks They take your hooves and then they grind 'em into midnight snacks The basic gist of it is unicorns are not okay Look, I know we're riskin' everything for this endeavor But look at us, we're brave and strong and weird and clever Plus closer to the finish than we've ever, ever been, oh-oh-oh So, we'd better take a leap and put our faith in you Get our crafty on with sparkles, tape, and super glue 'Cause we're running out of options and we're desperate to begin You're gonna fit right in Ha-ha, if you say so You're gonna fit right in I know you will, now watch and learn This is how a unicorn walks (walks) And this is how a unicorn talks (talks) This is how a unicorn hoops (hoops) This is how a unicorn... oops (oh, geez stop) This is how a unicorn struts (struts) Oh, watch us shake our unicorn butts (butts) Now, you're in the unicorn know (wow) Soon, you'll be a unicorn pro Oh, a unicorn horn makes a unicorn stride It's the more-head on your forehead, it's the source of your pride Every unicorn who's born has worn a horn that's unique So I'll whip them up as we speak, you'll be lookin' très magnifique We'll fake a phony protrusion to make a bony illusion It's not the perfect solution, but the world's not big on inclusion And with those rocks in our pocket We'll reap the reward and folks'll be floored We'll strike a new chord our magic restored Lately, all Equestria has lost its heart But if we can help to find it, we should play our part If we fail, we'll go to prison But if not, we'll start to grin So, let's begin We're gonna fit right in We're gonna fit right in We're gonna fit right in We're gonna fit right in (we're gonna fit right in) This is how a unicorn walks This is how a unicorn talks Now, you're lookin' unicorn strong This is how a unicorn ends the song