Hangover For Christmas

Drinkin' fireball by the fireplace Don't need mistletoe to make out with your face Out front, we got Jack Frost sippin' White Claw Did the eggnog knock out grandma? What? There's an evergreen naked in the corner There'll be tons of presents, come Christmas mornin' We're too drunk to hang the stockings with care Santa, leave the lumps of coal like anywhere The holidays get trippy when you're 21 Your parents start lyin', sayin' Santa won't come If you get too drunk, shit, well I'm too drunk But I ain't the only one Gettin' a hangover for Christmas It's the gift that keeps on givin' I won't be able to look at the turkey dinner I'll blame it on the snow when I shiver I know Jesus loves sinners He made wine outta water It started off jolly, mighta ended up naughty It's a family tradition, yeah, I'm Gettin' a hangover for Christmas I'm wearin' sunglasses when I'm inside My mother's brother is killin' my vibe Can't open gifts 'til dad's outta bed I wanna relive Christmas Eve again Flashback to reindeer's hooves on the roof Snow cones made with 90 proof Peppermint schnapps and Smirnoff Go back to singin' off-key to Rudolph And gettin' a hangover for Christmas It's the gift that keeps on givin' I won't be able to look at the turkey dinner I'll blame it on the snow when I shiver I know Jesus loves sinners He made wine outta water It started off jolly, mighta ended up naughty It's a family tradition, bitches Gettin' a hangover for Christmas Sleigh bells don't sound the same When they're rockin' around the migraine If you're wonderin' what I want next year Let it be Everclear I'm gettin' a hangover for Christmas It's the gift that keeps on givin' I won't be able to look at the turkey dinner I'll blame it on the snow when I shiver I know Jesus loves sinners He made wine outta water It started off jolly, mighta ended up naughty Santa, I'm sorry, but, I'm Gettin' a hangover for Christmas But I'd still like to be considered for the nice list