#deep

So we're about half way through the show So I think it's time to talk about how deep I am And I'm pretty fucking deep, guys So deep That I named this song "Hashtag Deep" Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree And take to the air? Me neither Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme But the right words just weren't there? Meat cleaver The people in my life are like Grains of sand 'Cause they stick together, yeah Often near my butt hole If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish A fish that's drowning If the artistic process is a birth canal Then I am a freshly jellied kid Come witness my crowning These thoughts of mine Must be a sign that I'm "Hashtag Deep" If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land? Probably not Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat Instead of on your girlfriend's face? Me neither Me neither! Have you ever wrote a song note for note And not a single note was out of place? Duh! (Hold on) The people in my life are like blades of grass How? 'Cause they are all so grounded But at least grass stays away from my butthole! Art is a harlot And I am her sassy urban friend Mmm, bitch why you being so selfish? If momma is right and the world is my oyster Then I must have an allergy to shell You don't know How could you know? If life makes you wish you were dead Just put on a good movie, then promptly put a bullet in your head Spend forever asleep 'Cause life pales in comparison to living the dream Hashtag "Thank you."