Love Wakes the Devil

Love makes you dribble And love makes for trouble And love makes you feeble And love makes you evil And love wakes the devil And love makes you trivial Then love makes you quibble And love makes you squabble And that's just the good side of love Love is a bitch And love makes me itch And if I were rich I'd no longer be rich When that beautiful bitch Showed up on my patch Stealing my semen And taking my cash And that's just the good side of love Love wakes the devil And love has no rival For cutting survival When you're suicidal And love is reliably Unreliable Hopelessly horrible Tauntingly terrible And that's just the good side of love Love is a toothache And love is a pain I'd be happy if I never saw Love again I'd be happy to exorcise love from my life 'Cause love makes me do such Irrational things And love makes a fool Out of a king And love is a toothache And love is a pain I'd be happy if I never saw Love again Let me show you the backside of love Why must the spring Ruin everything Injecting its sting Under my skin Making my head spin Making me turn Making me flirt With every bit of skirt Yeah I'll show you the backside of love Show you crimes passionel That play merry hell With unholy yells In the middle of the night Like the sound of cats rutting The sound of bats battling They're all sent from hell Yeah to get my nerves rattling I'll show you the backside of love Love is a toothache And love is a pain I'd be happy if I never saw Love again I'd be happy to exorcise love from my life