The Phantom of the Bwahpera, Act 1

Ha! You think yours is a real moustache? Who's done me a thousand wrongs ever since Donkey Kong? Slithering down every pipe Despite his plumb-shaped body type Who's gonna run in fear While screaming Mama Mia? Who leaves me grey and grim? Oh, what does Peach see in him? Mario! With great joy in my heart Each time I watch Mario Kart You're first and doing so well But here comes the Spiny Shell Ahahaha! And now you and your Rabbid friends have finally met your end Just let me catch my breath, then I'll high-C you to death