I Smoke Weed

Well, some people like to head to the bars When life is hitting just a little too hard Some people like to float out and fish Some people like to whine and bitch Well, everybody needs a little head vacation Everybody's got their vice I just picked up some papers from the Exxon station And I'm about to roll up mine I smoke weed And I don't give a damn Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down Oh, weed Just about every day First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid If there's only one thing you gotta know about me It's that I- I smoke weed Well, you could say I found a natural prescription For an undiagnosed medical condition If you ain't got your own that's fine Hell, I'll share mine 'Cause I Smoke weed And I don't give a damn Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down Oh, weed Just about every day First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid If there's only one thing you gotta know about me It's that I- I smoke weed Yeah, I smoke weed Well, it's legal out in California And a couple other places too But 'round here we still gotta buy it From some real shady dude Oh, weed And I don't give a damn Ziplock in my pocket with a couple of grams There's a pretty good chance that I'm high right now Just kidding, Mr. Officer, unless you're down Oh, weed Just about every day First thing that I buy as soon as I get paid And if there's only one thing you gotta know about me It's that I- I smoke weed I smoke weed I smoke weed Hey man, I think the-, I think the police are here man (I smoke weed) Hey man, gimme back my lighter, c'mon I smoke weed Hey, puff-puff pass You know the rules Stop bogartin' that shit Pass it over here c'mon