Frenemy

She was into Kierkegaard And I was sitting in her yard And we were talking all about a leap of faith She put on some Shostakovich But her humming was so out of pitch Just like a piece of metal on a spinning lathe I told her, "I'd always be a friend" She told me, "She'd love me 'til the end" Frenemy Enemy You're a friend of me 'Til you set me free Don't ever let me be I told her that I studied for it But somehow I was unemployed And that's the reason that I started shooting dope She told me that old Jean-Paul Sartre Was like a piece of abstract art A Marxist at the end of his philosopher's rope I told her, "I'd always be a friend" She told me, "She'd love me 'til the end" Frenemy Enemy You're a friend of me 'Til you set me free Don't ever let me be She was prolific just like Sophocles Comedic like Euripides She kept me like a hobbit underneath her bed She danced just like Baryshnikov While holding a Kalashnikov She fed my habit to me, I was almost dead And I told her, "I'd always be a friend" She told me, "She'd love me 'til the end" Frenemy Enemy You're a friend of me 'Til you set me free Don't ever let me be