Can O' Pop

One, two One, two Honey, let me open up a can o' pop I'm rusty like an old horse shoe I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you Had a chance to meet my love and her producers But I ended up drunken up a corky Tried to fill your head with a bunch of lame excuses I think she knows I wanna do the herky jerky Honey, let me open up a can o' pop I'm rusty like an old horse shoe I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you So I asked to try to meet me at another dish But a monster chased me down and chakalako And I jumped and sprained my ankle on a catfish Now she's left me for some drummer she calls Hako Honey, let me open up a can o' pop I'm rusty like an old horse shoe I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you I left my bottle at the shettle Left my shampoo down in Tupelo I lost my left eye from a crossbow And my wallet, way up cattle north So after seeing what the heck I ended up at the back I passed out in the rain and ended up in a train From Atlanta to Savannah, woke up in Louisiana Shouted at Hosanna and I sipped on a banana Gave my girl a nod, and said glory be to God Honey, let me open up a can o' pop I'm rusty like an old horse shoe I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you So I finally talked her into going to kickaboo At the motel we did a little research The father found out and his face turned blue Now we're getting married over at the catholic church Honey, let me open up a can o' pop I'm rusty like an old horse shoe I've been working on the engine in a wood chop shop I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you I wanna feel the fizzy rhythm with you