This Holiday

It's the first day of November This year is dragging on Not even December and they're playing Christmas songs They're hanging decorations Putting up the tree Does anybody else Hate this just as much as me? They got you trained so well You're camping at their door Consumer bastard animal you wrestle to the floor Buy me what I want Put yourself in debt (I'm so over it) This holiday I wanna be alone I can kiss under mistletoe on my own This holiday It's all about me Gonna set fire to my Christmas tree Don't care if Santa's pissеd Put me on the naughty list Pleasе enjoy your holiday Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me I can't seem to remember if I ever cared at all I can't take a Christmas break 'cause I work at the mall Only one day off Wouldn't it be great If I didn't have to spend it With people that I hate? I took a piss on your burning yule log I'm passed out in the snow, drunk on eggnog I got a visit from the Ghost of Christmas Past Kicked a stocking up his ass This holiday I wanna be alone I can kiss under mistletoe on my own This holiday It's all about me Gonna set fire to my Christmas tree Not feeling yuletide cheer Maybe try again next year Please enjoy your holiday Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me Rudolph Fuck off Don't turn your nose up at me Frosty Is melting You know he can't take the heat Now that it's Christmas Day I'm just stopping by to say This holiday, I wanna be alone This holiday, I wanna be alone This holiday I wanna be alone I can kiss under mistletoe on my own This holiday It's all about me Gonna set fire to my Christmas tree Won't play your reindeer games Caroling drives me insane Please enjoy your holiday Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me This holiday This holiday This holiday Don't care if Santa's pissed Put me on the naughty list Please enjoy your holiday Merry Christmas, stay the hell away from me