I Write All My Best Songs After Weddings

Why do I write all of my best songs after weddings It seems maybe there's a common denominator I'm forgetting Cuz whenever two of my friends wed, I wonder maybe next time could it be me If I was a girl, could I just catch a bouquet? Would it really be that easy So I pay extra attention when Beyonce's "Single Ladies" comes on And I flirt with all the bridesmaids 'til the liquor is all gone And when I go home I'll write this song. I'm sorry I do not know how to play guitar I didn't know I'd need to to win your heart And Wow! he's tall, like, what, six two No, yeah, sure, I bet he's really funny, too That's not really the point that I was trying to make It's just when I get jealous, my insecurities overtake The way I think about myself and other guys Cuz if I look at the big picture I'd be forced to realize That maybe height is not the only factor And it's not just looks that women are after Cuz he's tall and he's strong and he's witty and he's handsome And he plays the guitar, and he's charming like Ted Danson And I am not any of those things, But it never really seems to bother me until I'm at some stupid wedding So why do I write all of my best songs after weddings It seems maybe there's a common denominator I'm forgetting Cuz whenever two of my friends wed, I wonder maybe next time could it be me If I was a girl, could I just catch a bouquet? Would it really be that easy So I pay extra attention when Beyonce's "Single Ladies" comes on And I flirt with all the bridesmaids 'til the liquor is all gone And then I go home On my own Just like every time when the wedding is all done I write my best songs after weddings Cuz after weddings is when I feel most alone