Not Funny Didn't Laugh

And I mean, what's the deal with airline food, am I right? Like, one bite of that stuff and suddenly I get where terrorists are coming from Like, lemme in there with ya we gotta take this plane down No? Nobody? Sheesh, tough crowd The inside jokes that I have with just myself Are some of the funniest jokes I've ever told But after not so long the sound of your own narcissistic laugh Gets really, really old I miss the way you'd groan and say "How funny" Your sarcasm soothes my soul like Milk and honey Okay, so this one's really funny She says, "Knock, knock" And I say, "Who's there?" And she says, "I think we should see other people" And I say, "I think we should see other people who?" And she says, "Joshua, I am sleeping with your bassist" The purple crocodiles in my dreams think I'm cute But in a cute-enough-to-eat-you kinda way And neither my therapist nor I knows exactly what it means That I never seem to try to run away Oh Doc, please promise me you'll Do no harm Just pinch me til I wake up In her arms What do you call an absent father who left your mother years ago? It doesn't matter cuz he's still not gonna answer My girlfriend doing chemo was a bitch to me today She said, "Sorry babe, but you know that I'm a cancer" I miss the way you'd groan and say "How funny" (no, that was like, sooooo funny) Your sarcasm soothes my soul like Milk and honey (I promise I'm laughing on the inside) Oh Doc, please promise me you'll Do no harm (baby, don't hurt me no more) Just pinch me til I wake up In her arms