Caveman

My name is Dave I live in a cave Everything's good as it should be In the prehistorical neighbourhood Here's my cave What a great location Check out my interior decoration There's a kitchen, a bedroom A bathroom with a shower The floor is made of dirt So it's always growing flowers So cool Life on the rocks I don't need to dress up I don't even wear socks There's peace and quiet Not a lot of stress Except for that volcano Now that's a hot mess My name is Dave I live in a cave Everything's good as it should be In the prehistorical neighbourhood There's the woolly mammoth with the sensitive trunk With a nose like that, she's not crazy about skunks Here's my stick I'm keepin' it as a pet It's the safest pet that I've found yet Not like my sabretooth tiger Who likes to play chase I think he's curious about the way that I taste I'm Dave (his name is Dave) I live in a cave (live in a cave) Everything's good as it should be In the prehistorical neighbourhood So much to do Like pile up my rocks Take an afternoon nature walk Discover fire for cookin' in the kitchen Or work on my book, it's an historical fiction I built a fast lookin' car It's a pretty big deal If I could only figure out how to invent the wheels Eh, I can't know it all But at least, I'm not a neanderthal Sorry What am I? I'm glad that you asked I'm from thousands and thousands of years in the past I'm the one that they all call paleolithic I'm caveman, Daveman, I'm terrific I'm Dave (his name is Dave) I live in a cave (live in a cave) Everything's good as it should be In the prehistorical neighbourhood I'm Dave