I'm a dog dog woof woof I'm a doggy dog dog woof woof
I'm a walking treat on four feet
The finest pet you get to meet
My fur keeps in the heat
Now take it in while my tail feels the beat
Whatcha whistling at I not a parakeet
I'm a dog pet perfection
When it comes to pet selection oh I'm the king yeah
Now excuse me while i smell this thing
The rest of pets all know I'm the best in show at the doggy show
Cause I'm a purebred kibble fed chilling in my doggy bed
Just to be clear I'll repeat what i said
I'm a dog woof I'm a doggy dog dog woof woof
My house is small but homie homie
I got my bone so I'm never lonely
My air freshener smells like pepperoni so all the poodles and the puppies they all want to know me
Walking to the park always goes well there's a lot of important things i need to smell
I gotta chase some squirrels up trees
Hold on i gotta scratch some fleas
What? its flea season
I'm a dog woof I'm a doggy dog dog woof woof
Wanna be his best friend lady's and gent's?
This is how it goes on his side of the bench
Take a doggy bowl keep it full of kibble
An occasional treat will make his drool dribble
If he's dancing be the door take as a guide that he needs some personal time outside
And don't expect him to get along with that cat
Now did you just throw a stick? He's not getting that yeah I'm not getting that
I'm a dog He's a dog woof woof I'm a doggy dog dog woof woof
I'm a dog dog woof woof I'm a doggy dog dog woof woof
