I Only Do Pushups When I'm Drunk (Drinking Lonely)

Self-medicated, self-diagnosed, self-frustrated Every fight I instigated (With myself!) Every night I'm undefeated (World champ!) So take a sip (Take a sip) Take a drag (Take a drag) Take a rip Yee-haw, hell yeah! (Woo!) I feel kinda bad I'm messed up Escape myself when I'm drunk Throw up all my bad luck Forget my regrets I'm no fun when I'm sober My life is a hangover So I'll pour me another Drown my feelings again and again and again Woke up on the couch with a dirty mouth I hate it so much when I do that I hate me so much when I do that Pull a 30 rack from under my bed and So take a sip (Take a sip!) Take a drag (Take a drag!) Take a rip Yee-haw, hell yeah! (Woo!) I feel kinda bad I'm messed up Escape myself when I'm drunk Throw up all my bad luck Forget my regrets I'm no fun when I'm sober My life is a hangover So I'll pour me another Drown my feelings again and again and again Empties on my bed Beer stains on my desk I'm a mess But no problems with drinking lonely Sleep until I'm dead Problems in my head I guess But no problems with drinking lonely Empties on my bed Beer stains on my desk I'm a mess But no problems with drinking lonely Sleep until I'm dead Problems in my head I guess But no problems with drinking lonely Empties on my bed Beer stains on my desk I'm a mess But no problems with drinking lonely Sleep until I'm dead Problems in my head I guess But no problems with drinking lonely I'm messed up Escape myself when I'm drunk Throw up all my bad luck Forget my regrets I'm no fun when I'm sober My life is a hangover So I'll pour me another Drown my feelings again and again and again