Bait Shop

We've tried shiners and suckers Sinkers, grasshoppers and crickets We're gonna catch all the fish we can Right up to the limit And when we're through we're gonna lure us in A school of ladies We're sportin aviators and mullets Like it's still the 80s Me and the boys We're headed on down to the bait shop On our way to the lake From where we just ate at a truck stop We ain't no community of scholars All we need is beer And a bunch of night crawlers Me and the boys We're headed on down to the bait shop We've tried jigs and spinners Minnows, leaches and flies It's time to get busy doin' nothin' Under sunny skies At night we'll head in To hook up with some honky tonk women 'Till then we're loadin' up Our tackle boxes and chillin' Me and the boys We're headed on down to the bait shop On our way to the lake From where we just ate at a truck stop We ain't no community of scholars All we need is beer And a bunch of night crawlers Me and the boys We're headed on down to the bait shop We've tried grubs and crankers Poppers, plugs and spoons Got our poles, a can of skoal And a guitar to play some tunes When we're done we'll have fun Snaggin' mermaids in the bar Tellin' whoppers about The trophy monsters we've caught so far Me and the boys Are headed on down to the bait shop On our way to the lake From where we just ate at a truck stop We ain't no community of scholars All we need is beer And a bunch of night crawlers Me and the boys We're headed on down to the bait shop Me and the boys We're headed on down to the bait shop Don't need nothin' fancy Too keep us happy in our tank tops We've got it down to a science Even though we skipped college We get by just fine On bass and carnal knowledge Me and the boys We're headed on down to the bait shop