I hear that you got a lot of secrets (secrets, secrets)
So curious what's buried deep, deep down beneath it
Comments off the record, record deals in the limelight
Got your name in headlines, but my dear, you're in headlights
Cautionary tales locked in jail
Knowledge is a weapon like a mace and flail
Stationary sales, that's a business fail
So better come up with another tell tale
Bank account? Zero, better call the mayor
And remind him that he owes you just a tiny little favor
Whoa-oh-oh, don't you make that mistake
I'll press the key, and you're done today
(E-e-e-error)
