Snake Oil Strongman

You don't look well, friend You need some help? Thank God I came It's breaking my heart To see you this way Pathetic and afraid When you're an Alpha Locked in a cage So come on down to my Medicine Show I got a charm to beat the beast back That's laying you low Use it whenever your conscience starts getting to you I know the world's gone crazy Your vision blurred and hazy? But don't need no prescription to set you right All you need's the sweet shine of my Gaslight (AH AH AH AH AH) Check, cash or card gets you Gaslight (AH AH AH AH AH) Ya feelin' lonely and aggrieved? (Oh yes, oh yes, don't know what to do) Remembering when you saw the world (How much, how much I think I need it too) So come on down to my Medicine Show One at a time, get in line And it's yours to take home My miracle fix for whatever is pissing you off I know the world's gone crazy Your visions blurred and hazy But don't need no prescription to set you right All you need's the sweet shine of my Gaslight Step right up and give the product a try I guarantee You'll be satisfied And there's no price to high To always be certain you're right And clear-eyed I know the world's gone crazy But let me relieve you, baby And you're gonna give me whatever I like Oh you'll sell your soul for my Gaslight (AH AH AH AH AH) Sell me your soul for my Gaslight (AH AH AH AH AH) Free wink and a nod with my Gaslight (Give me whatever ya got I'm happy to pay) Sing to me, babies, sing for the Gaslight (I'll take all that you're selling if it makes me less afraid)