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Lucy Lastic
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Rock
Lucy Lastic was released on September 1, 1989 by Anagram as a part of the album From Beer To Eternity
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Release DateSeptember 1, 1989
LabelAnagram
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM187

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
The Macc Lads
The Macc Lads
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Tristan O'Neill
Tristan O'Neill
Songwriter

Lyrics

Well, in this life there's a couple of certs
One is death and the other's a nurse
Well Lucy's old and they say she's passed it
But I gave her one and her tits were that big
And they said bollocks and they're made of plastic
And that I never touched her
That's just bagshit
Lucy Lastic, we shagged everywhere
On the washer in the kitchen and twice on the stairs
Did you f**k? You're making it up
Well I got a red pint round the back of our house
Are you sure you want to play with my little red mouse?
I found his tail right up Lucy Lastic
The Russians are coming, this is drastic
So I closed the curtains and I sat on her belly
There was dogfood in her clevage, forgot about torn welly
Lucy Lastic's got a great back
Two pounds of tripe just to take up the slack
Was there f**k, you're making it up
Lucy Lastic we shagged in a skip
Dead cats in her knickers, tea bags on her tits
We did it in a snowdrift in Wilderclough
But Lucy Lastic was loose enough
Lucy Lastic were loose enough
Lucy Lastic were loose enough
Lucy Lastic were loose enough
Written by: The Macc Lads
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