One Too Many

Good morning, boys and girls Today we're going to learn about The pit falls of alcohol Friday night, passed out In the street, can't believe What I see, what I hear Think I've had too many beers See a girl in my bed She took the halo from my head Call me scum, I'm a bum Mommy, look what I've become He did it again My identical twin So let the party begin 'Cause I'm not going home And you can tell all your friends That I'll be dressed to the tens And I won't make amends If you tell me I've had One too many drinks (drinks), one too many fights (fights) One too many nights in a rut getting drunk Ending up with a scar (scar), kicked out of a bar (bar) Feeling like a shit 'cause I hit rock bottom I've had one too many (hey, hey) 'Cause I've had one too many (hey, hey) One too many, oh One too many Fist up, in the air Lose my balance on the stairs Red, the color of the night Who's that beauty wearing white? I hear a song about to start I hear the chorus in my heart Listen close, I'll sing it true Fuck you and the things you do Officer, please Don't point your finger at me If I play you a song Will you let me along? 'Cause I missed what you said I think I'll sleep when I'm dead 'Cause the bomb in my head Is screaming three, two One too many drinks (drinks), one too many fights (fights) One too many nights in a rut getting drunk Ending up with a scar (scar), kicked out of a bar (bar) Feeling like a shit 'cause I hit rock bottom I've had one too many (hey, hey) 'Cause I've had one too many (hey, hey) One too many drinks at the bar, chillin' like a star Here's to you, here's to me, here's to what tonight could be You're not bringing me down Won't let you push me around And I ain't leaving this town So you'd best throw me out 'Cause if you're fucking with me I'll give you something to see Now open both of your eyes I'm out here walking the line One too many drinks (drinks), one too many fights (fights) One too many nights in a rut getting drunk Ending up with a scar (scar), kicked out of a bar (bar) Feeling like a shit 'cause I hit rock bottom 'Cause I've had one too many drinks, one too many fights One too many nights in a rut getting drunk Ending up with a scar, kicked out of a bar Feeling like a shit 'cause I hit rock bottom I've had one too many (hey, hey) I've had one too many (hey, hey) One too many, oh