Alright, hi, everybody, hey

Listen up, it's thirty seconds to go-time

Where's the sound guy?

Uh, uh, th- there's no one else here, so... I guess I am?

Big fan by the way

Ah-haha okay, great, love the confidence

Um, we need some music, whaddaya got?

Um, as far as music goes, it's pretty limited... to this Keytaur

Alright, out of my way, let me look!

Select (bloopy synth beat plays)

No

Select (whistly beat plays)

Select, badadoop bup day da, badoop dup day

What? No

Select (chiptune beat plays)

Select (squeaky key sound plays)

Select (drum beat plays)

No

Select (springy horn sound plays)

Okay, th- this is all garbage!

Select (punchy croak sound plays)

Okay come on, listen to this crap!

(croak sound repeats several times)

Select (escalating synth beat starts)

Do you have anything else?

Uh, hey, Zulius? Maybe we don't need it

Usually we just start singin' and music comes outta nowhere...

Ha! Are you out of your mind?

Look at the size of the crowd out there!

Select (beat is added to music)

I'm the stage manager. This falls apart, it's on me!

Select (bassline is added to music)

The pressure's on, it's opening night

And everything has gotta go just right

Zulius...

I'm the backstage bad boy you want working your show

So get out of my way and the magic will flow-ow-ow

Zulius

Wha-what?

Hey, Z- Zulius, look, we could probably just phone it in, they're not gonna know the difference

Let's just keep it simple and get through this as quickly as we can

Ugh, fine, I was just tryin' to make this friggin' awesome!

But you know, whatever, "Just get through this as quickly as we can"

So, sh- should I...

Okay, look, just follow the action on stage and watch me for changes

Select (dramatic drums start)

Previously on... "The Herd"

Horse enters the Rift where she's reunited with her Rider

Select (piano ballad starts)

It's you, it's really you

Despite the changes I would know you anywhere

The voice, the face, the hair might all be different

But you're still you

And all I wanna do is hold you close again

I have journeyed from so far to meet you in the middle

Select (dramatic drums return)

They embrace... but their reunion is fleeting, when suddenly

Select (villain synth song starts)

(Bum buh buh buh bum bum buh buh buh buh buh buh bum)

I am the Nowhere King

Bum buh buh buh bum bum buh buh buh buh buh buh bum

(Bum buh buh buh bum bum buh buh buh buh buh buh bum)

And I've come to do jerky things

Bum buh buh buh bum bum buh buh buh buh buh buh bum

The Nowhere King nearly devours Horse and Rider

Hah, hahahahahaha

But alas...

Select (dramatic drums return)

Eat spear, you turd! Ha!

Rider spears the Nowhere King

Ohhh, ough

Select (victory jingle plays)

Action sound... action sound, with that... please

(wheezing honk sounds)

No no no no... let's just move on!

Select (synth organ song plays)

But the Nowhere King drifts out of the Rift (Ha, ahahaha)

With a... creepy, jerkish wind (Ooh)

He drifts... (Ooh)

All the way... (Ah hahahaha)

All the way out! Of the Rift! (Ooh, uh, uh?)

All the way-- all the way offstage, Durpleton, thanks (Oh, yup, okay)

Select (dramatic drums return)

With the Nowhere King on the loose, Rider and Horse decide to say farewell

Select (adventurous melody added to music)

Rider returning to her world, and Horse returning to Centaurworld to help her new friends

Select (piano ballad returns)

And we'll meet back here eventually

You've gotta trust me

I do, and what you're saying is true

For you are my closest family