Breathe in a Bag

So cold, so frozen

So nervous, so hopeless, so drear

Is it the temperature

That's got you down, friends?

Or perhaps it is your--

Existential fear?

That's right

You see, so many things can trigger

The centaurs with overactive amygdalas

But that's okay

If your brain's made that way

Okay, then, like, what do we do?

I'm so glad you asked

Everybody, look under your seats!

(excited crowd reaction sounds from Coldtaurs)

You can breathe in a bag

(Breathe in a bag?)

Just breathe in a bag

(Breathe in a bag!)

Inhale, Exhale, my name ain't Glendale

If you still feel sad

I feel kinda better

The world can be cruel and depraved

And we're struggling under its weight

Just remember you aren't alone

When you think life's a drag

You can breathe in a bag

This has been helpful, but we're still

Going with the Nowhere King

All hail the Nowhere King!

You see, sometimes we hide from the scary things

By trying to side with those very things

In this case, that'd be the Nowhere King

He's a false savior

You might feel initial relief

But I promise you it will be brief

'Cause this is a case of--

Unhealthy attachment behavior?

Oh you guys have got this-

Now breathe in a bag!

(Breathe in a bag!)

Breathe in a bag!

(Breathe in a bag!)

Things are scary and freezing

And that is the reason I gave you this swag

Thank you, Glendale!

We might always feel a bit nervous

But...

Even folks like us have a purpose

Will you stand with me?

And fly this anxious flag?

Cause we don't need the Nowhere King

We believe in ourselves

And we're breathing into

Our bags