Evinrudin'

Woke up, it's 'bout to be one hell of a day I can smell it from the kitchen in the bed where I lay I had a Hardee's biscuit waitin' on me callin' my name My daddy's daddy went and got 'em when he topped off the tank He was sittin' dippin' on a bandit riggin' a line He said go and get your brother, meet me out back in five At the truck That's pullin' that eighty-four hydro-sport Wasn't much of nothin' but was somethin' to us That boat Was flyin' down the Alabama river Was a middle finger to other fishers, messin' 'em up That thing was toppin' out at twenty-five Rollin' through a no-wake sign Trollin' wasn't somethin' we were doin' It's called Evinrudin' She was The new edition talk of the town She said, "What do y'all do around here to hang out?" I said, "Oh, honey bun, darlin', I got the spot You take a hook, a line, and sinker, tie 'em up in a knot You just bring yourself a bottle of that Muscadine wine And you meet me back here 'bout a quarter 'til nine" At the truck That's pullin' that eighty-four hydro-sport Wasn't much of nothin' but was somethin' to us That boat Was flyin' down the Alabama river Was a middle finger to other fishers, messin' 'em up That thing was toppin' out at twenty-five Rollin' through a no-wake sign Trollin' wasn't somethin' we were doin' It's called Evinrudin' When you're cruisin' through the dew in the early sunrise Water like glass, yeah, there ain't nothin' like it Once you try it once you wanna do it again Already got it cranked up so won't you climb on in? To the truck That's pullin' that eighty-four hydro-sport Wasn't much of nothin' but was somethin' to us That boat Was flyin' down the Alabama river Was a middle finger to other fishers, messin' 'em up That thing was toppin' out at twenty-five Rollin' through a no-wake sign Trollin' wasn't somethin' we were doin' It's called Evinrudin' Evinrudin'