Beer At My Funeral

When I die, don't you cry, ask the big guy why Go buy a suit and a tie or a dress I've had fun, a good run on my trips around the sun I'm one son of a gun who's been blessed Just raise up a glass or a flask when I pass 'Cause I ask with my last request They better have cold beer at my funeral They better play good country music When they lay me low They better have cold beer at my funeral If they don't, I ain't gonna go That's right It's a fact that a black Cadillac hearse Lacks six packs, so just back my old Chevy To the door when you're sure I can't pour no more For my encore tour up to heaven Bye y'all, that's all, hope you all had a ball Turnin' my last call up to 11 They better have cold beer at my funeral They better play good country music When they lay me low They better have cold beer at my funeral If they don't, I ain't gonna go Here we go! Well, beer me, the dearly departed Don't be sad and broken-hearted Life's been a hell of a party So, pop a top, pop a top So the party won't stop They better have cold beer at my funeral They better play good country music When they lay me low They better have cold beer at my funeral If they don't, hell, I ain't gonna go If they don't, I ain't gonna go No, I ain't Think I'll just stay home