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Lesbian
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Rock
Lesbian was released on September 1, 2010 by Needlejuice Records as a part of the album Exploding Head Syndrome
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Release DateSeptember 1, 2010
LabelNeedlejuice Records
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM122

Music Video

Music Video

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
Kyle Thorne
Kyle Thorne
Songwriter
Jace McLain
Jace McLain
Songwriter

Lyrics

When I was younger, I had my wishes
I dreamed of being something else each day
Wished I was a superhero or an astronaut in space
My life continued, and as it happened
I watched it from the sidelines and
I looked back and realized how I wish it had began
If I was a lesbian my life would be great
I would be a lot less shy when asking girls out on dates
And I’d be the cutest girl, as I’m sure you’re aware
And I’d be the only girl I know to wear boys’ underwear
And if I was a lesbian I'd buy pretty clothes
And I’d be all cool and edgy and I’d pierce my nose
And I’d have a lot of fun comparing boobs with my friends
And I wouldn’t be afraid of getting pregnant again
As I grew older and went to high school
I was your average teenage boy
Wearing makeup and skinny jeans was the stuff that I enjoyed
And then it hit me one fateful weekend
I tried to lez out with my friends one day
And then I knew that my path in life was not completely straight
If I was a lesbian my life would be grand (If i was a lesbian)
Cause I’d go around in public holding my girlfriend’s hand (If i was a lesbian)
And I’d read a bunch of anime and vampire books (If i was a lesbian)
And I could finally buy pantyhose and not get crazy looks
And if I was a lesbian I’d dance in my bra (If i was a lesbian)
And I’d make out with another girl in front of grandma (If i was a lesbian)
And I’d finally ask girls out without getting turned away (If i was a lesbian)
Cause it seems like every girl I like always turns out gay
(If i was a lesbian)
(If i was a lesbian)
(If i was a lesbian)
Written by: Jace McLain, Kyle Thorne
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