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Birdf***er
9
Rock
Birdf***er was released on November 28, 2009 by FIDIM Interactive, LLC as a part of the album The Fump Volume 17: September - October 2009
album cover
Release DateNovember 28, 2009
LabelFIDIM Interactive, LLC
LanguageEnglish
Melodicness
Acousticness
Valence
Danceability
Energy
BPM103

Credits

PERFORMING ARTISTS
Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Performer
COMPOSITION & LYRICS
grapes!
grapes!
Songwriter
Sunshine
Sunshine
Songwriter

Lyrics

You spend your days birdwatching
While petting your sapsucker
And pelican debauching
And goosing some poor clucker
The early bird will get the worm
If worm is just a cutesy term
You're using to describe your sperm
Birdfucker
Now, when you buy a chicken
You don't want to pluck her, no
You'd rather stick your dick in
Ya filthy rubber ducker
And in your wettest dream
You let an ostrich and an emu
Peck your neck and double team you
Birdfucker!
You fuck birds
There are no words
Except birdfucker
You'd get fowl with an owl
You'd make sweet love to a turtle dove
You want to screw a cockatoo
You'd plug your hole with an oriole
The common loon is your favorite poon
You'd love a swan to come upon
You'd bury your meat in a parakeet
You'd fuck an eagle if it weren't illegal
There is no quail you wouldn't nail
There is no stork you wouldn't pork
You'd spill your sauce on an albatross
Let loose your juice on mother goose
Oh yes, you're throbbin' for a robin so good
Misbehavin' with a raven
And a woodpecker peckin' your wood
And the swallow swallows your birdseed
That's what you need to skeet skeet to the tweet tweet
And you're fuckin' a falcon
And your cock's in a hawk
And you wanna make 'em all go squawk!
'Cause you're a birdfucker!
You fuck birds
Written by: Sunshine, grapes!
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