I Own a Car

Sorry to interrupt your beach party everyone Just thought I'd stop by with my CAR Four wheels One key I must be truly blessed Life is a school and I'm Passing the test Two working headlights Four functional seats And get a load of these pedals That I can push with my feet There's an AM radio That kicks you right in the ass So turn down the treble, baby (Uhh) And crank up the bass! Hey, I own a car (Car!) I own a car, woman The cup holder holds anything as long as it's a cup I own a car (Car!) Car (Car!) Look out It's beige The coolest kind of brown A human can handle Thank God that you're sitting down Check out these windows They're totally clear So you can watch in amazement As stuff gets more near Do you believe in miracles? We're shooting off like a star Who needs a license mama Oh, when you got a car Hey, I own a car (Car!) (Listen good) I own a car you turkeys The engine is a mystery And no one knows how it works I own a car (Car!) (Car!) Guess what I own boys? (Is it a boat?) No (Is it a car?) N- oh yes actually The boys guessed that much faster Than I thought the boys would guess I own a car (Car!) I own a car