Welcome to My Parents' House

Hey there, baby We made out on the dance floor You pressed your body Up against me all night long I know what's on your mind Our souls are entwined In the passion of the race The look in your eyes says "Take me tonight" Well, I've got just the place A place where we can be alone Unless my mom and dad are home Welcome to my parents' house (welcome to my parents' house) My mom left out snackies I bet you're feeling horny now (I bet you're feeling horny now) So why don't we get nasty, nasty, nasty, yeah Hush now, baby You seem like a keeper But your high heels are so loud Dad is a light sleeper, ugh I got my very own room And tons of free food What's your favorite juice? We've got mango and apple And guava and apple So many fucking fruits My mom buys Pizza Rolls for me Can you believe this shit is free? Welcome to my parents' house (welcome to my parents' house) King must have his castle That's my grandma's basset hound (that's my grandma's basset hound) He's such a sassy rascal Aren't you, Marvin? Sshh Parents' house Parents' house We're gonna bring the funk tonight I'm getting the top bunk tonight Drop and thump that junk tonight Like a 360 dump tonight Mom's cake is chocolate chunk tonight This party's getting crunk tonight We're sparkin' up that skunk tonight 'Cause I got disco home tonight Danny? Uh, mom S-sorry, sorry, every-everything's fine You need to go to bed Okay, good night Welcome to my parents' house Let's use our inside voices (Sshhh) Sometimes my mom just hangs around To make sure I make good choices Hit it! Welcome to my parents' house (welcome to my parents' house) Parents' house (welcome to my parents' house) Parents' house Dad, I'm supposed to have the Downstairs to myself tonight! (Parents' house) Get out of here, I said I'm on a date! (Parents' house) You always do this when I say I have company over! (Parents' house) And you ate all the ham in the fridge! And you said you wouldn't! (Parents' house) Yes, it's a girl! Whatever! (Parents' house) (Parents' house) (Parents' house)