Ain't Proud

Now I ain't proud of this But I flipped my truck into a ditch And I haven't slept in a week Now my Washburn's stuck in a creek So I borrowed this guitar Drove here in my friend's new car Puked in his back seat But I clean up good as you can see Yeah Hey hey hey I'm a handful But oh oh oh I'm feeling thankful There's a lot of things I ain't proud of I put dents in my truck Some call me bad luck Could've been in jail, Could've wound up dead With all the blows to my head But instead I'm alright And all the things I've done I ain't proud of Make me damn proud I'm here with you tonight And I thought I saw the light When I walked on stage tonight God came to take me in But it was just the weed again But you all look like angels All dressed up and beautiful And you may not know my name But I'm damn sure glad you came And hey hey hey I'm a handful But oh oh oh I need an advil There's a lot of things I ain't proud of I put dents in my truck Some call me bad luck Could've been in jail, Could've wound up dead All the blows to my head But instead I'm alright And all the things I've done I ain't proud of Make me damn proud I'm here with you tonight I could've been in a ditch Y'all could've been right at home The fact that we're all here Is a damn miracle There's a lot of things I ain't proud of I put dents in my truck Some call me bad luck Could've been in jail, Could've wound up dead All the blows to my head But instead I'm alright And all the things I've done I ain't proud of Make me damn proud I'm here with you tonight