Stay-At-Home DJ

You say you've never been in love before But the nightclub's such a bore Your roommate said she had the time of her life While you were home playing 45s But she doesn't know what she's talking about She's never listened to Prefab Sprout And everyone's a DJ And everyone's a DJ It might as well be you All night long with the radio on All night long with the radio on Another night with Talk Talk on cassette "It's my life, don't you forget" Trim up those high-water bangs and smoke indoor cigarettes Man, it's a whole fucking mindset Maybe your friends are right You don't have to be alone on a Saturday night And those piled-up unread texts Your roommate's pending tête-à-tête For all you care, she could dance all night She means well, but she's not that bright And everyone's a DJ And everyone's a DJ It might as well be you All night long with the radio on All night long with the radio on All night long with the radio on All night long with the radio on And everyone's a DJ And everyone's a DJ (so long as there's an aux cord) Tonight, you could be the DJ Tonight, you could be the DJ (go on, take the aux cord) What is even a DJ? It might as well be you All night long with the radio on All night long with the radio on All night long with the radio on All night long with the radio on