Me & Me

I know a girl who spent a year and a half crying In the bottom of a bathtub, it was really such a bad look Then on New Year's Eve, someone yelled "ten, nine, eight" Everybody kissed, then she punched them in the face, woo 'Cause everybody's gotta find somebody That's the point in every movie You don't wanna end up like a sad spinster Just wasting away, find yourself a mister Yeah, that's what they say That's what they say (ah) That sounds pretty shitty (ah) And I'm pretty, pretty (ah) Sexy in the city, save your pity bitch It's kinda fun just Me and me, table for me and me Hanging with me and me, finally free Won't waste my life self-loathing Happy I'm going home with me and me I don't care, get out of my face if you don't like it (Asking for a friend) If I go 27 years With someone who treats me like shit Instead of going out with my girls fuckin' L-I-V-I-N Is it really such a sin? Is it really not a win? 'Cause I'd rather be dead Than with 99 percent of all men When I'm with myself, it's honestly zen Might as well be my girlfriend It's kinda fun just Me and me, table for me and me Hanging with me and me, finally free Won't waste my life self-loathing Happy I'm going home with me and me Me and me, table for me and me Hanging with me and me, finally free Won't waste my life self-loathing Happy I'm going home with me and me I don't care, get out of my face if you don't like it, ah-ah I don't care, get out of my face if you don't like it