Porch Honky

Porch honky, I been known to sit on my porch all day long Porch honky, in my swing and I ain't worried about a thing Porch honky, all I need is a big old glass of cold sweet tea Porch honky, doin' fine, I'm livin' life one day at a time One, two, three One day at a time Porch honky sittin' on my porch swing Waitin' on that sunset to hear a coyote sing But in the meantime, it's the same routine Sweet tea in my beat up jeans Charlie Bonnet's on the six string pickin' a tune Tracy Stone's doin' his thing skinnin' a coon Dogs on the porch laid out by my feet And everybody's head starts bobbin' to the beat Cars drive by lookin' at us kinda' funny Just some old porch honkies, ain't got no money Crops in the back yard, chickens in the front Slingshot shootin' beer cans off that stump And the black smoke comin' from the smoker, dinner time's close Yesterday's hide hangin' right on the post Kick back rockin' chair, yeah, we keep it funky And that's the definition of an old porch honky Porch honky, I been known to sit on my porch all day long Porch honky, in my swing and I ain't worried about a thing Porch honky, all I need is a big old glass of cold sweet tea Porch honky, doin' fine, I'm livin' life one day at a time One, two, three One day at a time Hangin' out, I ain't gotta do a damn thing But sit right here all day on my porch swing Drink a few take a chew kick it with my honkies Might get drunk and start actin' like a donkey Moccasin Creek feet bare like my pockets Conners on the porch and he's shootin' bottle rockets CB3's hummin' us a brand-new song He's said, "Yeah, it won't be long" Until we wake up in the morning and we do it again Yeah, we're front porch coolin', covered in tin The sun is beatin' down on my cowboy hat My voice is gettin' hoarse, my beer is never flat I'm looking for my rifle I found my .45 I raised it in the air, shot it high in the sky Nobody asked why, they just looked and grinned Yeah, them old porch honkies, man, they're at it again Porch honky, I been known to sit on my porch all day long Porch honky, in my swing, and I ain't worried about a thing Porch honky, all I need is a big old glass of cold sweet tea Porch honky, doin' fine, I'm livin' life one day at a time One day at a time All day long All day long Porch honky, doin' fine, livin' life one day at a time One day at a time!