If You Knew Susie (Like I Know Susie)

If you knew Susie, like I know Susie Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl There's none so classy As this fair lassie, Oh! Oh! Holy Moses, what a chassis We went riding, she didn't balk Back from Yonkers I'm the one that had to walk If you knew Susie, Like I know Susie Oh! Oh! What a girl! If you knew Susie, like I know Susie Oh! Oh! Oh! What a girl She wears long tresses And nice tight dresses Oh! Oh! What a future she possesses Out in public How she can yawn In a parlour, you would think the war was on If you knew Susie, like I know Susie Oh! Oh! What a girl Oh, you beautiful doll You great big beautiful doll Let me put my arms around you I could never live without you Oh, you beautiful doll You great big beautiful doll If you ever leave me How my heart will ache I want to hug you But I fear you'd break Oh, oh, oh, oh, You beautiful doll Oh, you beautiful doll You great big beautiful doll Let me put my arms around you I could never live without you Oh, you beautiful doll You great big beautiful doll If you ever leave me How my heart will ache I want to hug you But I fear you'd break Oh, oh, oh, oh, You beautiful doll Ma, he's making eyes at me Ma, he's awful nice to me Ma, he's almost breaking my heart I'm beside him Mercy! Let his conscience guide him! Ma, he wants to marry me Be my honey bee Every minute he gets bolder Now he's leaning on my shoulder Ma, he's kissing me Ma, he's making eyes at me Ma, he's awful nice to me Ma, he's almost breaking my heart If you peek in, can't you see I'm goin' to weakin' Ma, he wants to marry me, Be my honey bee Ma I'm meeting with resistance I shall holler for assistance Ma, he's kissing me