Fast Girls

Sir you're mistaken, thinkin' that's heaven at your door

Don't mind me narrating cuz I seen this all before

(Yeah) She blew in the way a hurricane pounds upon the shore

Pretty is as pretty does in her muscled up Ford

They say you can't catch lightning in a bottle

Can't catch thunder in a jar

Girl's so fast you can't catch up

You know how fast girls are

(Yeah) You know how fast girls are

Devil with a red dress was playin' when she ordered her first drink

Her sideways grin wrapped round the rim, left eye in a wink

(Yeah) Those men just stop and stare, so dumbfounded they can't think

Pretty is a pretty does, and danger's dressed in pink

They say you can't catch lightning in a bottle

Can't catch thunder in a jar

Girl's so fast you can't catch up

You know how fast girls are

(Yeah) You know how fast girls are

He dreamed of taking a helping of heaven on his plate

He licked his lips but never figured on the licking he'd soon get

The loud crack of breaking balls sent a message to the room

Pretty is as pretty does and she's coming after you

They say you can't catch lightning in a bottle

Can't catch thunder in a jar

Girl's so fast you can't catch up

You know how fast girls are

Yeah, you know how fast girls are

Betting men run their mouths, while pretty's running that table

Even a blind man could see she was ready, willing and able

Took their money, took their pride

Left them fools high and dry

Pretty is as pretty does, she sped into the night

They say you can't catch lightning in a bottle

Can't catch thunder in a jar

Girl's so fast you can't catch up

You know how fast girls are

Yeah, you know how fast girls are

They say you can't catch lightnin' in a bottle

Can't catch thunder in a jar

Girls so fast you can't catch up

You know how fast girls are