TERMINALLY ONLINE DUDE SIGNS RECORD DEAL

Hey welcome to the studio! Yeah what's up dude? Yeah good to meet you for real um yeah Come on in we're running out of time already The label says we have to make a song today Okay so just get in here? Yeah so just, just rap about whatever you're thinking about Uh, whatever I'm thinking about? Yep whatever you're thinking about Uh, right now? Just rap about it right now Okay I didn't prepare anything so You're a rapper Just rap about Rap about being a rapper Okay, um I should probably say something a rapper would like "bitch I'm high" Or "I always got the stick on me like I got crucified" Maybe "I'm inside the hellcat and I'm doing 205" How 'bout "I don't play around this shit to me is do or die" Yeah yeah Do or die Do or die Do or die Do or die Do or die Do or die Do or die Do or die "There ain't no we to me this shit is you or I" "Drink the kool-aid if you want I know that shit is suicide" I should probably say something a rapper would like "homicide" "Look at all my commas stacking up to god up in the sky" In the sky In the sky "In a private jet I fly over Dubai" "Then go straight to Rome" "I just bought a massive 150 million dollar home" "I don't pay my taxes so the middle class is shrinking more " How's that? Yo do you think you could just rap about normal stuff? Oh okay I don't think the average music listener Wants to think about the middle class shrinking Let's try the next verse Okay, like right now? Alright go Okay "When I'm thumbing through my money it feel like a dictionary" "And I got a AK-47 it is big and scary" "Bitch I'll send you straight to jesus I feel like a missionary" "Choppa turn yo ass to smithereens now there ain't shit to bury" "I just popped a perc it got me talking like I'm Joe Biden" I wonder what hunter Biden's laptop is really hiding "If you talking shit the situation can get very violent" Did you know that Jim Carrey took a trip to Epstein Island? "I got VVS' on my neck you know they flawless diamonds" A laser caused the fires that hit the Hawaiian islands "Smoking sticky light the blunt up with a burning flame" They did 9-11 To get the insurance claim Yo so I notice you keep slipping back into rapping about Internet conspiracy bullshit no one wants to hear about Uh huh Please just rap about normal stuff Okay I can try, I felt like I was Yeah okay let's just try this last part I should probably say something a rapper would like "Bitch I'm high" Or "I always got the stick on me like I got crucified" Maybe "I'm inside the hellcat and I'm doing 205" How 'bout "I don't play around this shit to me is do or die" Yeah yeah Do or die Do or die Do or die Do or die Do or die Do or die Do or die Do or die How's that? Yeah I actually think that last hook you laid down is usable I'm just gonna get rid of these verses here Just like that And then we'll send it to Drake to replace them!