HUMANS AND MONSTERS

Ah Hello, everybody Welcome to the fucking show This is a story about us, a story about people Humans, and monsters Monsters, underneath the bed One wrong move and you'll lose your head (Monsters, underneath your bed) Will you little motherfuckers stop jumping on the bed? Yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah, uh, yeah Yeah, uh, breaking down weed on my platinum plaque Breaking down weed on my platinum plaque Breaking down weed on a-, uh Yeah, yeah, yeah Say what you want, I don't give a crap Breaking down weed on my platinum plaque Smoking on this, smoking on that Exotic weed, yeah, it stick to the glass When I light up a stick and hit it, I don't pass I don't gotta sign a deal, I'ma pass You workin' a nine-to-five, your life is ass I'd rather die than be a slave to a corporation (If you're working at your job right now, go quit) You can say what you want, they don't give a shit You are less than dirt, you are worse than spit And fuck all you niggas, you can suck my dick And if I was a woman, you could lick my clit And if I was China, I would nuke this shit And if I was water, I would still drip And if I was you, I would just quit And if I was me, I am me (I'm glad I'm me) I never got no jewelry on me I never got no expensive car I never got time, most of the time I'm thinking 'Bout rhymes, I'm thinking 'bout bars Thinkin' 'bout buyin' land for a farm Big-ass shotgun on my arm Thinkin' 'bout growin' beans and corn Thinkin' 'bout moving real far Yeah, you can say what you want, I don't give a crap Ever since I got this platinum plaque I been caring less and less and less about that I'm sure that there's a lesson in that Yeah, if it ain't what I want, the election is hacked New American Revolution on the track You're telling me the CIA got people addicted to crack? You're telling me that the government isn't on our side? Isn't that shit just a joke at this point? Do we even really care that the government lies? Do we even really hate what we say we despise? Do we even really think what we think we think? Is there fluoride in the water we drink? Did the FBI calcify your third eye? Hello, I hope you have been enjoying the song so far Please take a moment to replenish your nutrients and water And things like that before we-, open up the pit here in a moment (I can do whatever the fuck I want, bitch) You know what? I'm gonna go get some water Here to entertain you is my favorite musical group, it's called Sounds (No other rapper could do this) A bunch of sounds, it's my favorite band, 'kay, goodbye (Go fuck yourself) (Sounds) (Random sounds) Okay, I'm back, I'm back, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (yeah, uh) Silverback gorilla way I'm big as shit Step up on the stage, and I'm breaking shit This that get the ground shakin' shit Tryna fuck with me, are you naked bitch? I don't wanna wait, you can take it bitch (yeah) Say what you want, I don't give a crap (Yeah) Ever since I got this platinum plaque I-I been feeling like the Joker, don't give a fuck I'm lonely, where is Batman at? Uh, there's no competition, trap metal is wack You can only get this big in rap with a contract Sell your soul, we promise we'll give your masters back Lil Darkie, we want to take you out to a meal We genuinely really care about how you feel No one else has ever had this kind of deal No one's ever had this kind of arrangement Don't you want all your friends to be famous? You don't want to remain nameless, do you? We promise we won't screw you Huh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, I like that one a lot, why did you tell them that we have a platinum plaque though? I don't know, it's like a metaphor, also, it sounds cool Did you have to, like, did you have to low-key lie to everybody to get that message across? Oh, no, but I guess I'd make a really good politician or news anchor, if you know what I'm saying